Welp, it’s been awhile since I’ve been on here….
What’s new?
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The finer thangs.
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how to seduce a man
- look into his eyes
- grab his waist
- whisper sensually in his ear, “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli”
this is why tumbr has a hard time getting dates
as a male, I’d be pretty damn seduced if this was done to me.
I’m down.
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thiss »»»
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This aardvark-looking-bitch is one of the nastiest hoes in the history of ho-business
don’t you talk about the Goddess like that
“The Goddess?” Ha ha! Nigga, you must be kidding. Your “goddess” has her own theme song. It goes like this…
A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is of course unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed…
But her name’s Vanessa…. you fail
